playing base

A term heard mostly in northern California, used by all the potheads as slang for smoking pot. It's short for playing baseball.

a pipe is called a bat.
the marijuana is called baseball.

The name could have come about because it's America's Favorite Pastime, or because when smoking with a bunch of friends, when your turn comes, it's called your hit, same as it would be in the sport of baseball.

"Hey man, we're gonna be playing base tonight, wanna join?"

"I'm so base." -high person
"I hit a HOME RUN!" -really high person

playing base by Nuni April 23, 2008

playing 3rd base coach 

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

playing 3rd base coach by raujero December 9, 2016

playing baseball

1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.

Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."

playing baseball by Renaissance December 4, 2005

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade 

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

playing Mormon baseball 

Playing Mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild "sexual" acts that Mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:

Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.

I could hear Elder Drew and Sharron playing Mormon baseball last night in the other room. I think they were watching 19 Kids and Counting on the couch together!

playing Mormon baseball by BigPapaJon January 20, 2011

playing the bases 

"Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.

When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.

"Hey, what is up with you and Jackie?"

"I do not know man... We are playing the bases."

playing the bases by Pimpmeister Flex July 5, 2012

in my basement really high playing guitar 

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

in my basement really high playing guitar by WadedVinos July 17, 2020