Playing Ninja 

When two men go to one's house, and start jerking each other off

Hey, do you want to come over and start Playing Ninja.

Playing Ninja by Bigmike6726 March 17, 2017

playing fruit ninja 

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

playing fruit ninja by azzysass June 27, 2021

playing fruit ninja 

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

playing fruit ninja by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

Playing 'Fruit Ninja' 

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.

Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!

Playing 'Fruit Ninja' by mindbrand February 21, 2023