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playgans 

Playgans refers to those that are playing at being pagan.
They are the fake pagans who, when conforming to the stereotype dress in all gothic clothing, wear a mass amount of occult jewellery and think they are mocked because they are misunderstood, when in fact they are mocked because they deserve it.

They make the rest of the pagan world look like a freak show. Also see the definition of Playgan

“Playgans” is also the name of a series of online rants composed by the writer known as “Deladreing” or “Dela. The rants are both educational and funny, well worth a read if you can find them.
1. Have you read the latest playgan book by Silver Ravenwolf?

2. "Playgans" is one amazing read.
playgans by Imie June 1, 2006
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People who try to be emo or goth etc and think being wiccan or pagan will add to this image. Playgans tend to believe that wicca and pagan religions are about casting spells, black magic, and sometimes devil worship, when really the religion is nothing close. Playgans are posers and almost always don't even know what wicca and pagan religion truly is about.
That goth chick just tried to hex me. What a playgan.
playgan by insane247 August 26, 2012
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A person who affects a psuedo-gothic pose, struts around with a stack of Silver Ravenwolf books under each arm and professes to be Pagan, Wiccan or a Witch for entertainment or shock value...while the REAL Pagans and Wiccans are cringing in embarassment or laughing their asses off. Also known as a "Buffy" or "Fluff-bunny". Formerly known as New Agers.
The assorted "pagan-flavor-of-the-week" on sitcoms, or anyone caught dead with a copy of "Teen Witch"
Playgan by Crescent October 9, 2003
Playgan: Anyone who dresses in "viking" wear (Mjölnir, arm ring, etc), says "Skål" every time they see someone in person or on social networking, and claims to be "viking" while pledging loyalty to the Norse Pagan Gods (Odin, Thor, Freya, Loki, Týr etc) while having no actual knowledge of the belief system outside of watching the TV show "Vikings".
These playgans often change their social network names to things like Thor Ragnarson or anything written in either Futhark.

Definition by Zombie Marine JSB

Playgans also include anyone who plays dress up and pretends to be Wiccan, a witch, or any other pagan belief system just for shock value.
"John bought a Mjölnir off grimfrost and changed his Facebook name to Floki Odinson, he's such a Playgan"
Playgan by Zombie Marine JSB December 27, 2021

playgasm 

When an exciting play happens. Usually in sports, the announcer calling the game gets so excited, almost like having an orgasm.
Playgasm:
The final play of the Broncos v. Bengals game on 9/13/09.

Announcer: Orton drops back, throws to Marshall, pass deflected. STOKLEY'S GOT IT!!!! HE RUNS TO THE ENDZONE!!! WOW!!
playgasm by grbage74 September 15, 2009
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026