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Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Roseanne LeVitre September 10, 2005
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plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.

Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Davy Jones September 13, 2005
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