planet b 

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment

Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.

planet b by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024

Ice Planet Barbarians 

Hot blue alien sex where the aliens have really big ribbed dicks, bumpy tongues, and spurs that poke ur clit. Masterful storytelling, compelling plot, intriguing characters.

“Omg I love the Ice Planet Barbarians series!! So hot”

Ice Planet Barbarians by ihatebones June 26, 2021

planet bullshit 

planet bullshit :
- A place where everything seems to go to shit.

" I got a F on my spanish test... This shit belongs on Planet Bullshit!! "

planet bullshit by marycassie0x March 22, 2009

planet bork

It's the planet for all the 900 million doggos. And today, we take a closer look at shiba inus, also known as shines. shiba inus were originally bred for hunting. But they have turned out to be more suitable for memes. They obtained a high variety of sounds to communicate with other doggos and hoomans. But there is one shine that mastered all of them. Her name is Maruko and she's 7 years old. We were lucky to find Maruko in her natural habitat. A truly fascinating individual! Researches show that she is clearly obsessed with bepis. She ignores the recommended daily dose of 100 ml a day and often consumes several litres in few hours. We look forward to understand this shibe's behaviour in the future.

NASA just drank some spront and located the planet bork!

planet bork by Sprontislife April 28, 2019

planet blaze 

When an individual is so high they feel as if they have left the atmosphere and have arrived on an unknown planet coined "Planet Blaze"

Gavin: Damn that kush was dank as fuck.
Devin: Yeah man, I've blasted off onto a new planet.

Gavin: We have now arrived on Planet Blaze.

planet blaze by Devs227 January 21, 2017

Planet Big Bollocks 

The planet in question is a metaphorical place where the most attractive and sexually-active men come from.
This place is where all men wish they were from.

Known origin is from the British TV comedy series Bottom

Man 1: Were going to have to hit that beach like two greased up love-Gods from the Planet Big Bollocks
Man 2: Hmm...tricky

Planet Big Bollocks by Overagekid December 3, 2009

planet buttnut 

noun: similar but not directly pertaining to a feeling of having one's mouth full of peanut butter in an everyday sort of manner.

I feel like I'm on planet buttnut.

planet buttnut by BEN AND JOSH December 22, 2004