Pizza Girl

When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.

Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."

Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."

Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."

Pizza Girl by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014

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Pizza Girl

a greasy person. basically someone who has greasy hair, an oily face, smells bad, and/or a bad personality.

for example, people who shittalk, bully, look musty, and need to shower would be considered pizza girls.

you can also replace “girl” with “guy,” “person,” etc.

“Ew look at her hair! Emma is a pizza girl.”

“Imagine not washing you’re face and smelling like shit. He’s literally a pizza guy.”

Pizza Girl by white_brunette December 2, 2022

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Pizza Girl • LSU pizza girl • pizza • Pizza Hut • pizza face • Pizza Rolls • Pizza Slut • pizza time • pizza boy • pizza bagel

LSU pizza girl

During LSU finals week of Fall 10', a girl went ape-shit over a pizza she, incorrectly, thought workers were making wrong. While storming away, she threw an object at an innocent bystander who threw it back. A fight nearly ensued. By some windfall, this chain of events was caught on video via phone and subsequently went viral.

Consequently, stories of LSU pizza girl's other crazy antics started making their way onto blogs, forums, Facebook walls, and other online sources of discussion.

LSU pizza girl is apparently generally disliked on campus.

Did you see the video of LSU pizza girl? Some crazy heffer threw a bitch fit over some pizza and went on a rampage.

LSU pizza girl by itscalledcebalsutigers December 10, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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