Pipe Dreams

The belief in God, heaven, jesus, salvation etc

that weirdo over there is chasing pipe dreams that he will go to heaven.

by Satan101 September 22, 2009

Pipe Dreams

Nickname for Level 2 of the Backrooms.

Escaping Pipe Dreams almost seems like a pipe dream in itself.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

pipe dream

n : a fantastic but vain hope (from fantasies induced by the opium pipe);

' I have this dream about being the king of the universe.'

by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 7, 2005

Pipe Dream

Not Neil Josten

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."

by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020

pipe dream

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

by AYB May 21, 2003

Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021