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pine marten

Pine Martens are the most adorable animals ever to exist on god's green earth. Whenever you see a Pine Marten, all psychological, emotional and physical ailments are cured instantly, and you are afflicted with a desperate desire to pet the subject of your new-found adoration.
Holly: I love pine martens so fucking much! They cured my crippling depression.
by PINEMARTEN808 January 7, 2017
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