Pincham 

A word used to describe a tansvestites tucked genitalia.

wow that was a transvestite?

yeahh didnt you see its pincham?

Pincham by JoshFost June 24, 2009

Pinkham's Law 

No matter how big an asshole in an article may be, someone will always step in to defend the asshole

I want to post a collection of stories about all of the ridiculous conversations I've had while working in customer service, but I'm worried I'm going to get a lot of Pinkham's Law responses.

Pinkham's Law by plrrft April 20, 2016

Pinkham's Law 

In any internet post about terrible restaurant customer behavior, no matter how terrible the behavior in question, someone will show up to try to justify that behavior.

That commenter who defended the guy who threw a plate at his server is a great example of Pinkham's Law.

Pinkham's Law by ColinP June 20, 2016

pinchaphobic 

n. one who pinches a lot, their way of greeting. Mostly it is girls, but a guy named Pandar is starting to pinch these girls back because he thinks they're weird when they pinch you out of nowhere. Somehow, this little pinching trend crap seems to be spreading so a lot of girls start pinching. Pandar seems to have a lot of dug up skin from these vicious women

Adreawong: *pinch* PANDEERRRRRR <---its pandar, adreannie -_-
Pandar: WTF?!?!?? THAT HURT LIKE A DICK AHHHH
Pandar: anyways, so yesterday--
Adreawong: *pinch* *gives me the adreawong glare*
Pandar: CAN YOU NOT PINCH ME AND GIVE ME YOUR OWN GLARE?
Adreawong: HAHA PANDAAAAAAA *pinch*
Pandar: (holy crap when will she stop?!?!?!)
Pandar: okay, well you're kind of a pinchaphobic, so is allison for pinching my elbow all the time which feels good, also nancy, for starting this little trendy thing.

pinchaphobic by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

pinchoman 

a legend.
He travels the lands of dade county preparing awesome food from 10-4am.
everyone should travel just to eat his food.
you should. its what jesus would do.

jesus: you guys should try this shit, its OFF DA CHAIN- jesus favorite choice.

this food is soo good, it must be the work of pinchoman.

pinchoman by pinchofan March 10, 2009

pinkham 

a douchebag friend who only listens to hip hop and wears trendy clothes

Your friend is good looking and all, but he/she is such a pinkham.

pinkham by Daniel Gill February 22, 2005

Pinchmeister 

A male person who pinches the end of their penis after masturbation. This is often to trap the semen inside the foreskin before finding a suitable disposal location.

"That guy doesn't use a sock or tissues, he just holds the end, waddles to the bathroom, and jizzes into the toilet."

"What a Pinchmeister."

Pinchmeister by Sam Webb November 18, 2014