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a douchebag friend who only listens to hip hop and wears trendy clothes
Your friend is good looking and all, but he/she is such a pinkham.
pinkham by Daniel Gill February 22, 2005
Words you can keep
Man I'd love to take a shower at Pinkham
Pinkham by Pezdolyz November 7, 2006
1.person who is a strong disliker of cheesy jack nicholson movies and runs from tornados
2.person with a fond interest in making thudge
3.amazing pilates instructor who proof reads papers phenomenally and who is attracted to the color purple
4.a fricken awesome mandolinist who knows how to dress adequately and serves as the coolest friend anyone could ever have.
Dude! I saw a Pinkham perform on the mainstage today, and he really knew how to perform his trills!
Rap listenin' bicycle pimp.
With "eyes" for Gillda.
Pinkham quite staring at Gillda's cank.
pinkham by jdawg May 13, 2005
Dont be a Pinkham
pinkham by lexi121220 May 16, 2016

Pinkham's Law 

No matter how big an asshole in an article may be, someone will always step in to defend the asshole
I want to post a collection of stories about all of the ridiculous conversations I've had while working in customer service, but I'm worried I'm going to get a lot of Pinkham's Law responses.
Pinkham's Law by plrrft April 20, 2016

Pinkham's Law 

In any internet post about terrible restaurant customer behavior, no matter how terrible the behavior in question, someone will show up to try to justify that behavior.
That commenter who defended the guy who threw a plate at his server is a great example of Pinkham's Law.
Pinkham's Law by ColinP June 20, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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