Skip to main content

pimpobat 

An item, usually resembling a baseball bat, used by pimps to beat hookers who don't pay their dues.
Skarla didn't pay Huggy Bear his money, so Huggy Bear beat her with a pimpobat.
pimpobat by N-Ly August 23, 2006
Related Words

pimpolaru 

A word used to describe a pimp who uses new age spiritual concepts to groom, exploit and "turn out" his "bitches".

The etymology of the word is based on a combination of "pimp" and "Bivolaru", the later word referring to the notorious Romanian tantric yoga guru and pimp, Gregorian Bivolaru, currently wanted in Romania on various charges including people trafficking, organising prostitution, enslavement and sex with a minor person.

While used as a common term to describe Bivolaru himself, it may also be used to describe any new age guru who uses his / her influence to exploit vulnerable people within the sex industry for his / her own financial gain.
Hey dude, have you seen that pimpolaru's new porn site, pee pee drinking yoga babes?

Hmmm, I think the chick running that "discover your inner tantric goddess" course is a bit of a pimpolaru. She runs nuff massage parlours in Thailand.

So many sanyassins ended up on the game, that Osho was a real pimpolaru wasn't he?
pimpolaru by busylittlebee June 29, 2009

pimpomatic 

A thing of so freaking pimp proportions that everthing near it becomes automatically pimp.
"Robs Alfa Romeo Spider is so pimpomatic that everthing near it becomes so freaking pimp"
pimpomatic by Calinescu88 July 7, 2014

pimposaurus 

A pimposaurus much like a pimpasaurs is an individual that gets hella hoes and or non hoes
bro that dude is such a pimposaurus
pimposaurus by Potato Farmer69 September 22, 2016

Pimpocalypse 

When a person loses control of their partner(s).
Jerry: What just happened?

Charlie: Jessica just found out about Carli.

Jerry: By Merlin's beard turn your phone off!!! It's the Pimpocalypse! Hide Bro!
Pimpocalypse by B-B222 December 13, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026