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pimp cane 

An essential tool to the hardcore pimp, while a mere prop for softcore pimps. Hardcore pimps usually tip their canes with gold, an element conducive to manipulation of the pimp field. Unfortunately, softcore pimps think themselves as "above" this and use their wealth to completely plate their cane with gold, or create gold canes outright. This serves no purpose but to cause greater differentiated wealth distribution and suffering in the world. Hardcore pimps understand this, and do only what is necessary to use the pimp force to maintain good and balance in society.

Average dimensions measure 3 feet tall x 2 inches wide x 2 inches deep.

Usually made from a special wood-metal alloy that only hardcore pimps know how to make. Softcore pimps substitute with valuable metals such as platinum or gold.
"Never use your pimp cane to smack that azz!" - Pimp Mommy A
pimp cane by Pimp Daddy O February 2, 2004
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pimp cane 

The septor or cane in which a pimp would beat "dem bitches and hos" with. A pimp usually uses this cane in the case that a woman does not get enough money from having sex with men. The pimp cane usually is decorated with such things as a diamond or jewel on the top and gold everywhere else.
Pimp Jason Mac Jason Jason has his pimp cane that is 4 feet tall and 1 1/2 inches thick in diameter. It is gold from top to bottom except for the top which has a very large fake diamond on top. Inscribed on the side are hash marks for each bitch or ho that has been beaten with this here pimp cane. Sharifa Gihifa Latifa Jones AKA Kitty Mc pants pants walks in and only has $200. Mac Jason is angry. $1000 is the minimum. Jason beats Kitty until she understands how much he wants. Circle of life kids, the circle of life. Kitty goes out and get $2000 and Maccy J carves another line in his cane.
pimp cane by killigan October 19, 2005

Pimp cane 

1. the cane a pimp uses to help him walk because he has aids

2. the cane a pimp uses to help him walk because he has aids and that conceals a wand (the kind of wand that has magical powers and is made out of wood with a special core)
Hay there Lucius, hows the dark lord? Was he the one who gave you the pimp cane?
Pimp cane by luciusmalfoy November 6, 2009

pimp cane 

Dude, I totally pimp caned that chick the other night.
pimp cane by Bobby Butterfly July 23, 2005

pimpcane 

A cane a pimp uses or a really cool/sweet/kickass cane.
Check out that kickass pimpcane.
pimpcane by Bass GS September 22, 2006

pimpcane 

A cane a pimp uses or a really cool/sweet/kickass cane.
Check out that kickass pimpcane.
pimpcane by Bass GS September 21, 2006

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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