wonder pigeon

an exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around people's yard looking for suitable places to take a shit on

Joe: Yo, what happend to your yard bro?
Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by numbaOneStunna October 24, 2013

wonder pigeon

An exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around peoples' yards looking for suitable places to take a shit on.

Joe: Yo, what happend to yo yard bro?

Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by AnonymousPigeon October 24, 2013

Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 12, 2022

Dinner pigeon

A girl who goes out to dinner with a guy just to get a free meal.

Look at these dinner pigeons playing these simps for free scraps

by D down for real October 6, 2020

Twisted pigeons

A group of people who are vary drunk/rat arsed

Look over there John there are some twisted pigeons

by The one who has no name December 28, 2018

Pigeon Gut

Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.

Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days

by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023

Funky pigeon

Term used for sucking dick quickly

When a pigeon bobs his head the woman does the same on mans penis funky pigeon

by Funkypigeon69 June 5, 2020