pautistic 

the act of drinking excessive amounts of vodka in order to get drunk or slizzard in order to have a good night on the town

-Did ya see young paraic last night?
- Yeah he was absolutley pautistic!!

pautistic by AT2mysterylad December 12, 2010

Postistic 

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

Pretastiche 

The absolute best of the best, Top Gun. Can relate to anything in any field as long as it is the undisputed Number 1.

Max "Did you see that bird I was with the other night?"
Jon "Yeah man, she was pretastiche, well done son!"

Pretastiche by That Guy Babaganoosh November 7, 2006

pisstistic 

area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer

After we broke up she became just another pisstistic.

pisstistic by MO25 June 16, 2007

Pawtistic 

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.

"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!

Pawtistic by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

pietastic 

adj.

Usually refering to pie or Mongolian carpenters named Stu.

Amazingly good

WEASLE BURGER!

"Holy crap! Thats amazingly PIETASTIC!"

pietastic by Majic Karlos March 12, 2004

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

Penisticles by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015