pics or stfu

An internet slang representing the impeccable state of expression;
a. Pictures or Shut the f**k up
b. Alt. Pictures or don't even bother completing your conversation.

a. My wife just recovered from a lengthy breast implant operation; "Wife? - Pics or stfu!"

pics or stfu by Chamot December 12, 2006

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pics or stfu

A demand to either post links to pics of a particular subject, or stop talking about it.

see also: pics and stfu

<Laura> so I went to see my 6 year old cousin in Texas...
<Kris™> PICS OR STFU!

pics or stfu by Masakism December 27, 2003

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pics or stfu

internet slang posted in reply to topics on internet threads.
literally means pics or shut the fuck up.
if someone sounds like they're bullshitting, you ask for picture evidence or tell them to stop lying.

anon:My mum just became an astronaught and went around the world yesterday.

anon1:pics or stfu

pics or stfu by The_Flea October 30, 2008

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pics or stfu

official answer to most threads on tranceaddict.com

pics or stfu by Fred November 7, 2003

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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