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pickletard 

Someone who fails at sex, or someone who doesn't understand pickles. Either work.
" I tried to get it up, and nothing happened"
"You're just a pickletard"

"I can't open the jar"
"Pickletard"
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picklesamdchco2 

A short gnome, dwarf that will fight you with her twig arms. She's also a bully and she's not innocent.
Jimmy Applejay: Hi everyone!
picklesamdchco2: Shit up no one likes you
picklesamdchco2 by Eviscerated April 22, 2019

Pickletastica 

When you wikipedia penis and lie about it to all.
ava no way did you wikipedia search penis. that's pickletastica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pickletastica by dave shunamon January 20, 2008

picklefart 

A fart that you hold in so long that it actually pickles and smells much, much worse when finally released.
I nearly died from the smell after little Billy cooked up the deadliest, narliest, most shaznasty picklefart.

Picklefart 

When a girl queefs on your dick during sex.
Picklefart: "the girl u fucked did a Picklefart on me."
Picklefart by Picklefarters August 20, 2016

picklebarrling 

Some gay shit your friend does implying he penetrates/fondles booty holes.
Freddy was picklebarrling so hard last night- his butthole be hurting.
picklebarrling by Baddiewinkhole January 28, 2016

Swedish Picklejar 

When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.
Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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