pickletard

Someone who fails at sex, or someone who doesn't understand pickles. Either work.

" I tried to get it up, and nothing happened"
"You're just a pickletard"

"I can't open the jar"
"Pickletard"

by Patrick Shortflip July 5, 2009

picklesamdchco2

A short gnome, dwarf that will fight you with her twig arms. She's also a bully and she's not innocent.

Jimmy Applejay: Hi everyone!
picklesamdchco2: Shit up no one likes you

by Eviscerated April 22, 2019

Pickletastica

When you wikipedia penis and lie about it to all.

ava no way did you wikipedia search penis. that's pickletastica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dave shunamon January 20, 2008

picklefart

A fart that you hold in so long that it actually pickles and smells much, much worse when finally released.

I nearly died from the smell after little Billy cooked up the deadliest, narliest, most shaznasty picklefart.

by Nignog Jiggaboo, Give a dog a March 28, 2010

Picklefart

When a girl queefs on your dick during sex.

Picklefart: "the girl u fucked did a Picklefart on me."

by Picklefarters August 20, 2016

picklebarrling

Some gay shit your friend does implying he penetrates/fondles booty holes.

Freddy was picklebarrling so hard last night- his butthole be hurting.

by Baddiewinkhole January 28, 2016

Swedish Picklejar

When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.

Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.

by Rendall Rickster June 15, 2006