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Picken Drunk 

To be at a stage of intoxication where your courage is so overwhelming that you simply have to pick a fight with every person you talk to no matter their significant size or fighting ability.
"Did you see him at the Christmas party? He was so picken drunk."
Picken Drunk by Projected December 14, 2014

picken pox 

Scars left on ones face from continuing to pick due to excessive smoking of meth
She has some serious picken pox on her face, she"s straight smoked out
picken pox by spakleboy December 4, 2013

picken mix 

a mixture of narcotic residue and left overs
I got cuaght doing some picken mix, bro.
picken mix by emilyknowsitall February 20, 2011

dick picken 

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air
Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing
dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

chicken picken

searching for narcotic residue on floor on hands and knees.
The bitch was chicken picken on the floor for crack all night.
chicken picken by lapipaprincess February 17, 2009

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.
Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!
Picket Teeth by will bitten December 21, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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