An absolute small fry (usually named Kaden) most can't comprehend how easy this idiot is. Doesn't even smoke cigs and hardly ever pushes McMillan.
Seth, Ethan, and Jaden are such Pickens they can't even do ten pushups.
by Eli-TheBeast February 28, 2023
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Jim Pickens is the leader of Jim’s cult and Jim is God.

We always must celebrate Dear Leader Day.
Person: hey, ever heard of Jim Pickens?
Me: I WORSHIP HIM
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Jim pickens is our dear leader, the most important person in the world, he will bring us all to the promised land of his slave dungeon where we will love forever painting him.
All hail the great dear leader Jim pickens
Sometime in the near future:
Everybody: "all hail the great dear leader Jim pickens"
by Un1con March 12, 2019
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1.Our dear leader
2.The main character in the YouTuber Call Me Kevin's sims 4 videos
Notabale for his interesting life
Married the grim reaper,

Kidnapped Santa (Twice),
Became a vampire
Started a cult
Killed so many people that the grim reaper beat him up, and loads more
All hail our glorious leader, Jim Pickens
by LesKen February 6, 2019
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To be at a stage of intoxication where your courage is so overwhelming that you simply have to pick a fight with every person you talk to no matter their significant size or fighting ability.
"Did you see him at the Christmas party? He was so picken drunk."
by Projected December 14, 2014
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“Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”
by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022
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Means a small amount of anything. Could refer to anything,
depending on the context in which it is used.
The annual company gifts were pretty slim pickens this year.
by nick_g August 17, 2011
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