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photographic constipation 

a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.
"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5

"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."

Photographic Memory

The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.
It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.
Photographic Memory by GEsmart December 8, 2013

photographic evidence posthaste 

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.
Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

Photographic Butt Memory 

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.
"I have a photographic butt memory."

Photographic Memory

When your memory of a party derives from photographs of the event rather than the event itself, because you were too fucking drunk to remember any of it.
Yeeeah, well I don't really remember any of Friday night, but I saw all the pictures, so I do have a really good photographic memory!

CIT Photographic Society 

By definition is AWESOME/epic.

Occupation: Method of recording permanent images by the action of light projected by a lens in a camera onto a film or other light-sensitive material.

Lifestyle: Shooting.
Verdict: Fooking amazing.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see CIT Photographic societies latest exhibition?
Guy 2: Nah Boi.... Art is for fooking Faggits!
Guy 1: Down with that sort of thing you gypsy muck! CIT Photographic Society is the most epic society in the world.

Guy 2 was found several days later in a ditch with his hand so far up his ass he could tickle his little dangly throat thingys