Phoner

Sexual arousal caused by sudden vibrations. Usually accompanied by ridiculous rings tones, need I say more?

Cindy: So then I was all like I'm going to shove my-

*Nigel's cellphone begins to ring in his pants pocket*

Cindy: Are you going to answer that?

Nigel: Answer what?

Cindy: Your phone, it's been ringing for a good 2 minutes....

Nigel: Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT you're RIGHT! I TOTALLY wasn't even paying attention.

Cindy: Were you getting another one of those BLOODY Phoner's! Nigel I told you to keep your God Damn phone in your jacket pocket I can't believe your getting ONE-On at the dinner table with my parents right beside you.

Nigel: Huh?

by JonFriesAlot April 22, 2011

phoner

When a "techy" gets a hard on by viewing of a new cellular device coming into ones marketplace.

"Whoa did you see that new Sony Ericsson? That thing gives me a phoner just thinking about it!!"

by Kevin Ester February 11, 2008

Phoner

A term for the overwhelmingly enjoyable feeling a new cell phone gives you.

My phone is so awesome and cutting edge that I get PHONER every time I use it.

by Histreet February 22, 2012

phoner

A bulge in the front of one's pants from the combination of either too large of a phone/too tight of trousers; not necessarily representing an erection, but embarrasing none the less.

I but my Zach Morris phone in my cut-offs and now I have a phoner.

by Dave P. D. September 23, 2005

Phoner

phoner, a word describing the look of your cellular phone bulging out of your pocket to look like and erection or boner....

Bro 1:.... "Bro i think i'm hitting you with my phoner..."

Bro 2:"your phone is right there bro....'

moment of ackward silence....

Bro 1:"wait its just my ipod.... LOLS"

by Price Chopper.... July 14, 2009

Phoner

An erection caused by phone vibrations.

Guy 1: Hey, man. How was the party?
Guy 2: Hold on, I gotta check my phone. It's vibrating too hard. I don't wanna get a phoner.

Guy 1: So, how's your family?
Guy 2: It's been pretty al-oh, damn. Someone's calling me
Guy 1: Ew, dude. You got a phoner!

by epullay August 22, 2016

Phoner

When your phone is in your pocket and it's placed in a way that it looks like you have a boner

"Is that a phoner or are you just happy to see me."
"Shut the fuck up frank"

by dopeturtle May 20, 2015