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Plinky Plonk

A musical style that allows the listener to predict the entire track within 8 bars or less, usually favored by lesser talented drum and bass producers (who are in fact not making drum and bass!)
Bar 1-7: Atmospheric Pad
Bar 7-8: Volume automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 9-15: Repeat Atmospheric Pad
Bar 16: Repeat automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 17: Cut and Paste (flat) 2 step kick/snare beat pattern

Also included: Casio sounding Plinky Plonk synth presets, misplaced high reaching vocal/lyric, distorted bass stabs, trumpet samples.
Plinky Plonk by Earshot May 14, 2010
Related Words

Plinky stonker 

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.
"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."
A term used to describe an unpleasant, loathsome person that would likely start a conversation by poking you on your shoulder with their finger, most likely their pinky.
“I’d talk to that dude - but bro he seems a
little phinky.”

“I hate phinky people that touch me without warning. “
Phinky by imslpy October 22, 2019

Plinky Plonk

A Chinese Karen

Some chinky person who thinks she owns

Everyone and everything
“ shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ain’t no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiot…”
Plinky Plonk by PoooosEclaay December 29, 2021

Plinky stonker 

It’s absolutely nothing. A made up word that no one in the universe knows the definition of. Often, it’s used in confusion spells and hymns cast by hallucinogenic cult leaders.
Plinky stonker by Jakainn July 9, 2021
adj
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.
I bashed one off last night and felt proper plinky afterwards
plinky by Big Jim December 19, 2003