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1. The Destroyer, Son of Lucifer the Mighty. Hails from the deepest depths of hell, where no mortal soul has ever ventured. In his free time, he
slaughters ethnic minorities. Sometimes, he even eats them. Known for assisting in the creation of the third reich, the "Clear House" of 2003, NHS, and the invention of the term "genocide". Currently planning his "Clear House" of 2004 and the establishment of the fourth reich. Most recently seen on the streets of Zimbabwe throwing civilians across cities or into the mountains. (Caution: If you are an ethnic minory, run in the opposite direction as quickly as possible upon seeing The Destroyer. If your mile time is two minutes or above, forget running and use the last moments of your life to make any last calls on your cell phone to relatives or close friends.)
Policeman 1: Oh my god. Why is that half of that man's head in the toilet and the other half inside the vegetable slicer?
Policeman 2: I think Phive happened.
Phive by Phive's Slave October 19, 2003
Related Words
The act of holding aloft, and gingerly touching your screen with that of a fellow iPhone or iPod user.
When Nathaniel saw the cute girl next to him using the same app, he gave her a friendly i-Phive.
i-Phive by Timinator62 November 1, 2009

phone-phive 

A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.
DUUUUUDE! You put gum under a church seat?!?!? Phone-Phive!
phone-phive by bigglesuarus May 10, 2010

Kode Phive

Dope rapper out of the California Bay Area who grew up with G-Eazy and members of The Pack
Hey bro did you hear Kode Phive’s new song?”

Yea man, it’s lit!”
Kode Phive by MiguelCruz September 1, 2019

uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.
As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.

Phineas and Ferb 

One of the only good shows on Disney, it has the humor of Family Guy, yet it's kid-friendly. It's full of running gags, cutaway gags, and occasionally features some innuendos and satire.
Person A: Hey, heard of that new show, Phineas and Ferb?
Person B: Yeah, it's funny, and I don't have to turn the channel when my kids walk in the room.
Phineas and Ferb by Trixter9 September 12, 2009