phaneufed it

When an NHL player hit a hard slap shot that is wild and breaks the glass behind the net.

It's a good thing Parayko Phaneufed it, otherwise Backes might have lost his giblets.

by l;JMat58 February 14, 2018

Phaneufing

To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.

I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.

by Mp May 14, 2013

Phaneuf

The cartoon sound made when an NHL defenseman skates rapidly out of position in an attempt to hit an opposing player, resulting in an own goal.

A loud Phaneuf was heard around the arena as Dion deserted the front of his net to hit Joe Pavelski. Dion then returned to the front of the net to pull the puck from the net.

by BiffVegas January 20, 2010

Phaneuf

to make a mistake

as in Dion Phaneuf Phaneuffing the puck......

by jennay81 March 22, 2013

phaneuf

To hit in hockey somebody very hard.

I'm going to phaneuf you.

He was phaneufed.

by Mike12345 April 17, 2006

Phaneuf

VERB.

1. to cause your team to lose a critical game by causing a goal;

2. to destroy the hopes and dreams of 30 team mates in pursuit of a national title;

3. to let down all of the fans of a team when a win is in sight;

4. to cause an instant GASP heard around the world when you make a very public, fatal blunder;
5. to throw a game.

Similar to "the kick heard around the world," in the Ace Ventura movie.

"They could have won the series and been on to the Stanley Cup finals, but that a-hole phaneufed a gift to the other team."

"That boxer took a bribe and phaneufed, resulting in being kicked out of boxing for life."

by excanuck May 27, 2017

phaneuf

the male equivalent of a "queaf", whereby a small pocket of air is released from the urethra

Holy shit dude, I was leaning out of the hot tub to brab another beer and the jet shot some air at my junk...not 5 seconds later I phaneuffed some back out!!!

by ho chi mitch September 11, 2012