also known as primo rim job. primjob is just like a rim job with a little something extra. it involves licking the anus of your partner while enhancing the atmosphere in a romantic and seductive way.
marcos says "When I want a bitch to know I'm serious I light a candle, put on BOLT THROWER and go straight for the primjob" nothing tells a girl you want her more than BOLT THROWER and a tongue in her ass.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.