petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.
"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"
by sneakypickleboy February 21, 2016
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pet the weasel

stroke the penis of the same gender.
Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.
by Nick Amato October 24, 2005
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