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Peter Pan Pirate 

A Peter Pan Pirate is a person who has given up the luxuries of modern life and turned in their adulthood for a never-ending childhood. Their job is to steal from the rich and give to the poor, but always keep a bit of bootie for themselves. They run around naked and sit in a circle and play duck-duck-goose. even though they could have steel ships and guns, they stick to wooden ships and swords. Peter Pan Pirates (aka the P.P.Ps) are rarely seen today, but they still exists, somewhere.
"Mom who is that guy in a funny costume?" asks the little boy.
"SHH! That's a Peter Pan Pirate. Stay away from him." says the mom as the Peter Pan Pirate buys his fruit and heads towards his glorious wooden vessel.

Pirate Pete 

Where a guy kicks a chic in the shin and then he jizzes in her eye, making her hop on one foot and hold her eye acting like a pirate.
Max the hottes fucker in the world just gave that chick the sickest pirate pete forever.
Pirate Pete by ChickenFucker May 13, 2005

arrrrgh im pirate pete 

A phrase someone says when they think they are a true pirate.
arrrrgh im pirate pete, I just stole so many doubloons.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004