The main subject of all the disasters and stuff that happens on Urban Dictionary. From having diarrhea to having to kill people, Person 1 has no shortage on shit to do.
Individual often cited in examples. Person 1 has been seen doing a wide range of acts such as asking "What's up;" going to AA meetings; and even voting for george w bush
Person1: Why do people keep on saying I do all these stupid things? Can't they think of someone else to use in their examples?
The first one in a group, they usually have some sort of relationship with person 2, whether it be good or bad. They usually start a conversation with person 2, and that can stem into different topics
when you look for person 1 and cant find anything so you decide to kill the children in love so they never have to know that there wasn't a definition of person 1.
Or when your dad leaves.
Dad: I'm just going to the store.
person 1: How long will you be?
Dad leaves...........................