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persian nigga

Total oxymoron! There are no black people in Iran.
Man A: "Why do you think your parents are liars?"

Man B: "First they told me about Santa, then the Easter bunny, but once I heard about the "persian nigga" I knew everything they said was bullshit"
persian nigga by Gianfranco23 August 14, 2009

persian nigga

we call persians as persian niggas because they're brown, hairy, unibrowed, sweaty people who think that they have some relation to white people or something crazy.

Therefore to make persians realize that they're brown and related to arabs and indians, we call them PERSIAN NIGGAS!
bob: yo, did you see that weird looking brown chick in there? She's hairier than an ape/

jon: must be a persian nigga.
persian nigga by jabbawocka2323 January 9, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026