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When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.
I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.
Permafart by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010
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Permanary 

1. A combination of the words permanent and temporary.

2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.
a.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.

b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.
Permanary by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010

permatarded 

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.
Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.
permatarded by b.chan March 12, 2008

permatard 

Noun. Related to the word retard. A very stupid person who does not understand things.
Joe: Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!
permatard by kennyattic April 12, 2007

permahard 

For men…hanging out with a girl that is so hot and sexy that you permanently have a hard on
My friend said his new girl turns him on so much he’s permahard.
permahard by AZ Chick August 4, 2023

permarary 

adj; a task that was a temporary solution that is now a permanent fix.

adverb; permararily
We have a permarary fix to track progress.
permarary by nivvel July 13, 2010