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permagrub 

In the survival game rust, a grub is a low-tier player (although people near endgame may still do things considered "grubbing" to get loot or mess with other players) who employs underhanded tactics such as door camping, shotgun traps, double-barrel dashing, and general pussy shit to get loot they need to progress.

A permagrub is someone who, no matter how much loot they have, continue to grub as they prefer the playstyle or have gear fear. Also applies to other survival games like Tarkov and Dayz.
"OOOOOHH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE, THIS KID IS SITTING OUTSIDE OUR BASE AGAIN!"
"Who? is it xXx_Pus$yEatr_xXx?"
"YESSS! That kid is a fucking permagrub!"
permagrub by PulcherGyst January 28, 2022
Words you can keep
Permacrud is the irremovable layer of filth ground into the carpeting and/or floorboards of a hooptie. It is usually comprised of crumbs of food, trash, rust, dirt, mud, spilled beer, tobacco, weed, and various types of "mold". This is the layer below the beer cans, snack bags, and cigarette butts.

Permacrud is formed over a period of years, appearing as vehicle "matures" into a hooptie. It takes years of neglect, regular intervals of pressure from passengers' footwear, and exposure to seasonal temperature changes for permacrud to form.

Once formed, permacrud cannot be removed without removing the carpeting and/or floorboards.
My old lady: "I thought you cleaned this piece of shit!"

Me: "I did! Do you see any any beer cans or McDonald's bags anywhere?"

My old lady: "EWWW it's gross!"

Me: "It's just permacrud. Get in the fucking car and and work the blinker for me would ya?"

Permastubble 

When a man doesn't have a beard, but he also doesn't shave. He uses trimmers to keep his beard at the perfect stubble length permanently.
"Why does that guy look like he shaved four days ago every day?"
"oh, he's got permastubble."
Permastubble by xtravix December 21, 2008

Permagrin 

A long lasting smile usually caused by the frivolous feel after a great session of sex. A great partner is required to achieve this higher plane of sexual satisfaction. Accompanies lightheadedness, temporary speech impendiment, being off balance, carelessness, blurred vision, and general sexual "outbursts"
He walked into the room with her, after five hours they both walked out stumbling with empty eyes and permagrins plastered to their faces.
Permagrin by -Synthetik- September 17, 2008

Permadrunk 

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.
Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.

Permagurn 

The distorted jaw of a heavy pill popper, the result of a life time of gurning.
She's up for a party! look at that permagurn

permagrin 

1) a blissfully wide post-coital grin indicative of particularly satisfying sex. usually indicates a strong sense of emotional closeness with the partner responsible for said sex. permagrin derrived from sex can often last for an entire day. this phenomenon is primarily experienced by females, but under certain circumstances can be found in males for the same reason.

2) a blank, complacent smile experienced after smoking an especially copious ammount of marijuana. permagrin will often fade once the initial high tapers off a bit, and the smoker regains cognitive abilities.

3) the blank, starry eyed grin which acompanies the ingestion of psychedelics. this type of permagrin typically occurs while observing something particularly prone to producing hallucinations, such as a moving light or toy.
1)Kim: "Wow... you've got permagrin. Have a good night?"
Jane: "Yep. Ten back to back orgasms. I love Reggie..."

2) Mike: "Heh... looks like those brownies are kicking in. Kev's totally got permagrin..."

3) Rich: "Is Raul tripping? He's been staring at that mirror for fifteen minutes with this permagrin on his face the entire time."
permagrin by sp00ki November 6, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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