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permagrub

In the survival game rust, a grub is a low-tier player (although people near endgame may still do things considered "grubbing" to get loot or mess with other players) who employs underhanded tactics such as door camping, shotgun traps, double-barrel dashing, and general pussy shit to get loot they need to progress.

A permagrub is someone who, no matter how much loot they have, continue to grub as they prefer the playstyle or have gear fear. Also applies to other survival games like Tarkov and Dayz.
"OOOOOHH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE, THIS KID IS SITTING OUTSIDE OUR BASE AGAIN!"
"Who? is it xXx_Pus$yEatr_xXx?"
"YESSS! That kid is a fucking permagrub!"
by PulcherGyst January 28, 2022
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Permacrud

Permacrud is the irremovable layer of filth ground into the carpeting and/or floorboards of a hooptie. It is usually comprised of crumbs of food, trash, rust, dirt, mud, spilled beer, tobacco, weed, and various types of "mold". This is the layer below the beer cans, snack bags, and cigarette butts.

Permacrud is formed over a period of years, appearing as vehicle "matures" into a hooptie. It takes years of neglect, regular intervals of pressure from passengers' footwear, and exposure to seasonal temperature changes for permacrud to form.

Once formed, permacrud cannot be removed without removing the carpeting and/or floorboards.
My old lady: "I thought you cleaned this piece of shit!"

Me: "I did! Do you see any any beer cans or McDonald's bags anywhere?"

My old lady: "EWWW it's gross!"

Me: "It's just permacrud. Get in the fucking car and and work the blinker for me would ya?"
by the dude with the hooptie February 7, 2013
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Permastubble

When a man doesn't have a beard, but he also doesn't shave. He uses trimmers to keep his beard at the perfect stubble length permanently.
"Why does that guy look like he shaved four days ago every day?"
"oh, he's got permastubble."
by xtravix December 21, 2008
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Permagrin

A long lasting smile usually caused by the frivolous feel after a great session of sex. A great partner is required to achieve this higher plane of sexual satisfaction. Accompanies lightheadedness, temporary speech impendiment, being off balance, carelessness, blurred vision, and general sexual "outbursts"
He walked into the room with her, after five hours they both walked out stumbling with empty eyes and permagrins plastered to their faces.
by -Synthetik- September 17, 2008
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Permadrunk

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.
Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.
by Saving The Angels June 6, 2010
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Permagurn

The distorted jaw of a heavy pill popper, the result of a life time of gurning.
She's up for a party! look at that permagurn
by Attenborough of people June 6, 2016
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permagrin

1) a blissfully wide post-coital grin indicative of particularly satisfying sex. usually indicates a strong sense of emotional closeness with the partner responsible for said sex. permagrin derrived from sex can often last for an entire day. this phenomenon is primarily experienced by females, but under certain circumstances can be found in males for the same reason.

2) a blank, complacent smile experienced after smoking an especially copious ammount of marijuana. permagrin will often fade once the initial high tapers off a bit, and the smoker regains cognitive abilities.

3) the blank, starry eyed grin which acompanies the ingestion of psychedelics. this type of permagrin typically occurs while observing something particularly prone to producing hallucinations, such as a moving light or toy.
1)Kim: "Wow... you've got permagrin. Have a good night?"
Jane: "Yep. Ten back to back orgasms. I love Reggie..."

2) Mike: "Heh... looks like those brownies are kicking in. Kev's totally got permagrin..."

3) Rich: "Is Raul tripping? He's been staring at that mirror for fifteen minutes with this permagrin on his face the entire time."
by sp00ki November 6, 2006
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