penslut

a slut who likes to get penetrated.

Angela may be the blow job queen, but if you want real action, go to that penslut Mary!

by operastah December 6, 2010

pen slut

Someone who has an obsession with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day, or even every hour.
You can spot a pen slut easily if his/her desk contains at least a dozen Pilot Precisions, PhD retractables, Signo Gelsticks, or swank souvenir pens. If you ask the pen slut to borrow one, he/she will probably fish around for a Bic ballpoint rather than let you waste the precious ink of, say, his/her teal Y&C Gel Xtreme 0.7

I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have five pencil cups containing 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No, you CANNOT borrow it.

by creaternity May 1, 2006

Perslutverance

When a woman does something particularly sexually promiscuous despite obvious consequences.

Brendon: "Honestly, I can't believe Candi would wear shorts in January."
Greg: "Yeah, that takes true perslutverance."

Bridget: "Wait, she slept with him, without a condom, despite knowing that he had AIDS?"
Greg: "That is perslutverance to the max."

by Mufasa14 September 27, 2011

pen slut

Someone who is obsessed with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day or even every hour.
You can often tell a pen slut by looking at his/her desk: if there are more than 20 Pilot Hi-Precisions, PhD retractables, Marvy Sparklers, and/or fancy souvenir pens, that's a sign. Also, if you ask a pen slut to borrow a pen, he/she will likely rummage around for a Bic ballpoint rather than allow you to use a masterpiece such as his/her Y&C Gell Extreme 0.7 with teal ink.

I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have three five-compartment pencil cups that hold a total of 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No you CANNOT borrow them.

by creaternity May 1, 2006

Penislut

Someone who enjoys penis far too much.

Peson One: "Did see that penislut the other day?"
Person Two: "Yeah, she was totally eyeing that guy's boner."

by nannergram March 4, 2011

Peeslut

Girls who pee standing up, or at least try to, and fail, spraying the entire cubicle.
And of course, they think its cool.

I had the unfortunate opportunity of having to use the bathroom after a peeslut used it.

by Idiedyesterday November 10, 2012