penny collector
1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.
2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.
2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."
Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"
Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"
Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."
Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"
Guy 2: "Sexy."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."
Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"
Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"
Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."
Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"
Guy 2: "Sexy."
penny collector by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
