penisarm 

The phenomenon when you're using your arms a lot while climbing/bouldering and they start filling up with blood and becoming really hard. Also, the veins become more visible.

This route was really exhausting.. I have to wait before I can go on, I really suffer from penisarms!

-"dude, I just finished this route and now my arms hurt and it's hard to open and close my hands, what's wrong with me?"
-"chill, that's just due to penisarm syndrome while climbing. It'll go away in a few minutes."
-"ah thanks man, that makes sense."

penisarm by Kerrigold July 3, 2019

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penisarian

one who only eats penis...

I eat 2 to 3 penises a day... making you a Penisarian

Penisarian by MrEbay & Mj October 21, 2010

penisarufius 

1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

penisarufius by The Red Baron April 26, 2004

penisary scale 

(noun)

based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.

Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.

Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.

Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.

Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.

Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.

Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.

Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.

Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.

penisary scale by the peencake sistahs February 4, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022