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Penis Friday

A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.
My patient came in today with a case of Fourniers Gangrene. FML, its Penis Friday!
Penis Friday by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011

Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
Penis Friday by WippityWap June 4, 2021

Penis Fright 

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.
Penis Fright by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009

Penis Friend 

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.
I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.
Penis Friend by Hskfok July 19, 2018

Penis froth 

Another term for "love".

When the Titan Uranus's penis was cut off by Gaia and it fell into the ocean, it frothed and Aphrodite was created from this ocean penis froth mixture.
Aphrodite, of course, being the God of love.

Thus, "penis froth" = "love".

penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.
penis fruit by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017