penis break

to take a break from either work, school, practice, or hanging out with friends to either piss or jack off

1. yo man i just downed a big gulp i gotta take a penis break
2. yo man i got crazy blueballs i gotta take a penis break

by shafer and micah July 11, 2006

Penis Beaker

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

penisbreath

one who's breath smells like penis.

Holly, stop sucking dick, you penisbreath!

by Chelsea March 28, 2003

penisbreath

A name Elliott calls his brother in Steven Speilburg's "E.T. : The Extraterrestrial"

Shut up, penisbreath!

by nananathan February 3, 2008

Penisbread

Penisbread is a dick between two slices of bread. You can only use this word if you are a holy child of god. If you don’t worship black Jesus this word is forbidden.

Reese randomly out of nowhere: Penisbread

by Reese has a peepeeeee September 7, 2019

Penisbread

Mikel folding a slice of bread in a specific way to make it look like the head of a penis.

"Penisbread = The New Jesus"

by Anonymous May 16, 2003