penis break 

to take a break from either work, school, practice, or hanging out with friends to either piss or jack off

1. yo man i just downed a big gulp i gotta take a penis break
2. yo man i got crazy blueballs i gotta take a penis break

penis break by shafer and micah July 11, 2006

Penis Beaker 

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

Penis Beaker by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

post breakup penis disorder 

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

post breakup penis disorder by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

penisbreath

one who's breath smells like penis.

Holly, stop sucking dick, you penisbreath!

penisbreath by Chelsea March 28, 2003

penisbreath

A name Elliott calls his brother in Steven Speilburg's "E.T. : The Extraterrestrial"

Shut up, penisbreath!

penisbreath by nananathan February 3, 2008

Penisbread 

Penisbread is a dick between two slices of bread. You can only use this word if you are a holy child of god. If you don’t worship black Jesus this word is forbidden.

Reese randomly out of nowhere: Penisbread

Penisbread by Reese has a peepeeeee September 7, 2019

Penisbread 

Mikel folding a slice of bread in a specific way to make it look like the head of a penis.

"Penisbread = The New Jesus"

Penisbread by Anonymous May 16, 2003