Penis Battler
Penis Battler by oop December 15, 2003
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Penis Battler
A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.
Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!
Penis Battler by Oz January 29, 2005
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penis battle
The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.
Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
penis battle by memefan May 21, 2018
Battle Penis
A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.
Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:
Battle Penis by Anonymous von Anonymous III July 3, 2008
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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