Penguin Walk 

A penguin walk occurs when an intrepid young fellow attempts to start the crapping process in one toilet and then finish the crapping process in another toilet. The manner in which the individual walks from one toilet to the next toilet, with pants around ankles, resembles the gait of a penguin.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me - I penguin walked from the first floor bathroom to the second floor bathroom and filled all our bathrooms with crap.

Penguin Walk by Rosy68 August 22, 2012

penguin walk 

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.

After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!

penguin walk by Local Historian May 21, 2008

Penguin Walk 

Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.

Erik penguin walks ever since his injury!

Penguin Walk by Jonathan>erik May 30, 2008

penguin walk 

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.

After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!

penguin walk by Local Historian May 20, 2008

penguin walk 

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.

After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!

penguin walk by Local Historian May 19, 2008

Penguin Walker 

When someone sags their pants so much they they waddle like a penguin

I was waling down the hallway and the person in front of me was a penguin walker.

Penguin Walker by botsswannachockolata December 17, 2010

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

walking like a penguin by the comand'r October 10, 2016