A penguin walk occurs when an intrepid young fellow attempts to start the crapping process in one toilet and then finish the crapping process in another toilet. The manner in which the individual walks from one toilet to the next toilet, with pants around ankles, resembles the gait of a penguin.
My girlfriend was so pissed at me - I penguin walked from the first floor bathroom to the second floor bathroom and filled all our bathrooms with crap.
by Rosy68 August 22, 2012
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After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
by Local Historian May 21, 2008
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Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.
by Jonathan>erik May 30, 2008
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After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
by Local Historian May 20, 2008
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After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
by Local Historian May 19, 2008
Get the penguin walk mug.by botsswannachockolata December 17, 2010
Get the Penguin Walker mug.The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.
Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016
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