Peginus

A sexual organ that resembles both the penis and vagina; similar to a tranny but only royally fucked up people can have this, example below.

Lady Gaga has a Peginus.

Peginus by Zokaeius January 24, 2010

Peginus

A penis that has been tainted by the leathery fluid released by the vagina during the painful process of sexual intercourse with a woman.

The only thing he has going for him is that he has a penis, of course after sex with a woman is it really ever a penis again? I’d imagine it would be a Peginus.

Peginus by Vilavek April 18, 2008

Peginus

When you see a girl that is so repulsive that your dick shrinks back up into your body, thus creating a vagina where your penis normally belongs.

Jeremy: "Damn did you know that Mark is going out with Hope?"
Oliver: "Yea I know I got a Peginus when he introduced her to me!"

Peginus by chief thundercock June 13, 2011

Peginus

A cross between a Pegina (Penis+Vagina) and an Anus. Sexual intercourse with such a mythical sexual organ is referred to as simultaneous double penetration. This mythical organ is believed to be the production of pheromone abuse in a combination with hemaphroditism.

They can also be considered the combination of a Vaginus (Vagina+Anus) and a penis; or a Penus (Penis+Anus) and a vagina.

Man #1: Dude, last night I had sex with a Peginus, it was the best thing ever!
Man #2: Dude, you were fucking high, those things dont exist!
Man #1: What are you talking about, I fuck one very week!

Peginus by Mischievous cockroach October 6, 2009

peginus

Pe-gin-us. A collaboration of penis, vagina and anus for when you just can't decide whether someone is being a penis, vagina or an arsehole. You may also possess a peginus, when it's such a mess down there you can't tell if it's a penis, vagina or arsehole.

'jerry you peginus'

peginus by wader333 February 17, 2015

Peginis 

A mixture of a penis and a vagina

Person 1: hey, why is there a bump in that girls pants?
Person 2: Ohhh, its because she has a peginis

Peginis by Ed Ate a Cookie January 23, 2011

peginism 

Spiritual enlightenment attained from inserting pegs into a Lite-Brite.

I never felt such spiritual euphoria as when completing that sailboat Lite-Brite. Thank Hasbro for Peginism!

peginism by McLuffin August 13, 2011