pee pee touch 

This is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for sex.

Man: I'll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.

Stripper: Fuck no!

Man: How bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch

pee pee touch by zarreff March 20, 2010

Pee Pee Touch 

The sexual act of touching someone's pee pee. Also known as a "favor" or a form of currency that can be bartered with similar to a "reach around".

Person 1: "Trade me that Snapcaster Mage for this fetch land"
Person 2: "Throw in $5 and a pee pee touch and you got a deal!"
Person 1: "$3, a pee pee touch and a reach around and you got a deal!"
Person 2: "Deal!"

Pee Pee Touch by $5 and a Pee Pee Touch March 13, 2018

pee pee touch 

A male that likes to touch the pee pee alittle too much.

Dude, why the hell do you like to touch other guys cocks!! Your a pee pee touch!!

pee pee touch by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

Pee-Pee Touch 

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.

Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"

Pee-Pee Touch by Gun Guy March 12, 2011

touch pee-pee 

Applied to soccer, it occurs when one or more players of the same team is playing unintelligently or inattentively, such as dribbling aimlessly in their backfield, as young children may idly play with their own or each other's genitals, regardless of gender.

It also can be applied in general to any activity where at least one person is blissfully but dangerously not paying attention to something critical.

Soccer: You two, stop playing touch pee-pee and move the ball up the field!

Life: Hey, you! Quit playing touch pee-pee and help me lift this into the truck!

touch pee-pee by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

pee pee toucher 

one who touches ones or someone elses pee pee

wow dude you are a pee pee toucher

pee pee toucher by jon f May 17, 2005

pee pee toucher 

homosexual male

Dave sucks cocks, therefore he is a pee pee toucher.

pee pee toucher by sealion8 January 7, 2009