Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.

Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.

by beeyatch December 17, 2004

penis peaker mikey

when your taking a leak in pubs or clubs urinals in and around solihull and u realise the geeza next to is peaking at ur penis.

hey dudes think penis peaker mikey is on the prowl again i was just taking a piss and there he was peeking on me. he had his phone out this time taking a picture.

by ashtray257 October 10, 2006

Peaker than peak fiction

Movie or a show that is peaker than peak fiction

person 1: Have you watched The batman?
person 2: Yes, its peaker than peak fiction

by multiverse.dc October 17, 2021

Peaker Slap

The art of slapping a woman or man with only the tip of your penis.

This may also be used as a game for friends when someone passes out. Bonus points for leaving a mark.

Dude i peaker slapped the shit out of that chick when she talked back to me.

Hey dude johnny passed out lets peaker slap him!

by johnny :'( June 9, 2011

Peaker-as

Adj) Something that gives you a rush. (most commonly used when referring to music)
Adj) Something beautiful or breath taking beyond comprehension.

Etymology: Originating in the deep Melbournian underground culture and coming from the latin word "peaker", defined as one who takes ecstasy, the word was originally used as a way to describe music that caused an adrenaline rush in the listener, likened to the way ecstasy users feel when they take ecstasy. Now days, "peaker-as" is used more loosely as term to describe any thing "cool" or "beautiful"

This song is "peaker-as".

by neighbourhoodpingrattt June 14, 2008

Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.

I got a new pair of dick peakers.

by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012

sneaky peaker

a fart that comes out without the person not noticing, usually older people

oh jesus grandpa did you shit your pants, no must have been a sneaky peaker

by Sexyhotboy August 3, 2019