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A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.
"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"
paynus by izzehWIN_ May 2, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
When your salary is bigger than someone else's.
Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours
paynus by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014
Related Words
paynus paynuss Painus panus [paynis] paenus pannus parnus Paynas payness
same as penis but different
my paynus is huger then yours.
paynus by quinton November 24, 2004
Word of the Day on February 5, 2014
A more odd way to type penis and most others would not know what it means if somebody typed it in. On the google translator this is the only way to make the computer say penis right.
Guy: Whats up

Fag: Paynus

Guy: What?!?!?!?

Fag: Paynus

Guy: I dont understand

Fag: FUCK U
Paynus by skellskull January 24, 2011
It is an amalgamation of saying "pain in the anus/ass" too many times.
Anna can be a real paynus sometimes, but I love her really.
Paynus by moss12 March 10, 2014
a substitute for the word penis in chat rooms
"DAMN THAT SUCKS *****!"
"What!"
"PAYNUS"
Paynus by RussianBearOnUnicycle November 13, 2011
Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS
PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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