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A chubby bald man who lives a pretentious lifestyle when really is the scum of the earth who shops at home bargains and aldi
That cunt is a pure Pauldie
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Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
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Paulie D 

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.
Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".
Paulie D by kidlou December 26, 2010

St. Paulie Girl 

A strain of Marijuana existing in the Minneapolis St. Paul area... has become another name for weed throughout Minnesota and elsewhere.
Anita: oh yeah dont cha know, when I went to the U of M and was bored I would go downtown and buy nickle bags of St. Paulie Girl and go to frat parties uninvited...
Craig: what a coincidence, me to
St. Paulie Girl by JoShmoe October 31, 2011
Paulien is cute
Paulien by Urban squad November 15, 2018

Paulie Carbone 

Shit was SO cash.
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008

Paulie Post 

Someone who posts on an internet forum a topic that has already been posted by someone else on the same forum and room at an earlier time.

Also known as a repost.
Associated with reposted videos, pictures and news articles that have been posted before. Subsequent topic posts with the word "Paulie" or "Paulie Post" Ususally initiated by "post whores"
Paulie Post by hondaprelude.to July 25, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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