patulous

Spread wide open

I.e. Barrett's mom's vagina felt so patulous last night

Barrett's mom's vagina was so patulous last night

by JoMammaB December 15, 2014

Paulous

a sexy ass mfer

damn that Paulous, hes cool

by ajdfklasdf February 14, 2018

phatulous

Used to decribe one's excitement.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm going to get this new bad @$$ drum set! Guy 2: Phatulous!

by rowen_rastar November 1, 2007