Patch Off

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.

Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"

by cnutard December 20, 2008

Pitch-off

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.

My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.

by Buckbeak August 6, 2010

Off-Path Attack

A way in which a hacker gains physical and or digital access through the use of social-engineering; as opposed to an On-Path attack where an attacker sits between two devices to intercept communications.

Security was breached by the use of an off-path attack to gain physical access through use of social-engineered persuasion.

by Elliot "Mr. Robot" December 29, 2022

Get off my pitch

When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"

Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"

by Overdrive2005 September 9, 2015

off the beaten path

a place that's not very well known to the general public, usually located in a secluded area.

I like hanging out at this pub once in a while after work. It's off the beaten path and I get a chance to relax for a while.

by Bungalow Bill August 21, 2006

Venture off the beaten path

To do something knowing that there will be an unexpected outcome.

Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.

by Chill2y3 March 28, 2013

Off The Beaten Path Head

Someone with a deformed skull which looks like a bumpy off road path. Also an idiot beatneck loser who tries to act big. A tramp.

That one redneck on SA:MP who you can pick as your character has an Off The Beaten Path Head.

Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.

by Meankookoo31337 July 15, 2009