pastry shopping 

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

pastry shopping by HassK December 9, 2008

pastry shop 

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

pastry shop by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Pastry Smasher 

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

Pastry Smasher by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

pastry shopping 

When a guy goes out with the full intention of finding girls with muffin tops and making out with, or sleeping with them.

I just broke up with my girlfriend...I could really use some pastry shopping this weekend.

pastry shopping by Dubble D August 3, 2007

Pasty’s 

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”

Honey you need some pasty’s.

Pasty’s by Whale scientist February 3, 2018

Smash Pasty's 

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

Smash Pasty's by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

Gibbo's Pantry 

The butthole of anyone nicknamed Gibbo

That god awful smell is coming out of Gibbo's Pantry!

Gibbo's Pantry by BeerPenguin October 6, 2019