pasta bake

Quite simply, a variation of rhyming slang for "masturbate"

Sometimes useful as a stealth word, as most people (especially the older generation) have no idea what you're on about.

"Hey Dave, lets go get drunk"
"Gimme 5 dude, I'm just whipping up an extra creamy pasta bake"

by Andy R December 24, 2006

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Pasta bake

A foodstuff containing pasta, sauce, cheese, chicken and sometimes bacon.

e.g. Baddie I'm making some pasta bake, no I'm not wanking.

by cj49302 August 4, 2017

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Pasta Bake

whilst cooking pasta bake, you do the paaaaaaasta bake (shag)

j: hey babe you want some paaaaasta bake?
f: let me make some pasta bake then we can get down to business.

by okayyydokeeeyy June 10, 2020

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Pastabake

Much like the male equivalent "ham shank" another PG/mum friendly term for masturbate.

Cece "done tea, cleaned up, kids are in bed. Showered now time to pastabake"

by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021

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Pastabate

A delicious Italian dish that inspires an Orgasm.

Mario: Did you try Maria's Linguini last night?
Luigi: Yeah!, it was so good that I had to go home and Pastabate!
Mario: OK, i really didn't need to know that.

by My name is AT February 23, 2008

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