pasta bake 

Quite simply, a variation of rhyming slang for "masturbate"

Sometimes useful as a stealth word, as most people (especially the older generation) have no idea what you're on about.

"Hey Dave, lets go get drunk"
"Gimme 5 dude, I'm just whipping up an extra creamy pasta bake"

pasta bake by Andy R December 24, 2006

Pasta bake 

A foodstuff containing pasta, sauce, cheese, chicken and sometimes bacon.

e.g. Baddie I'm making some pasta bake, no I'm not wanking.

Pasta bake by cj49302 August 4, 2017

Pasta Bake 

whilst cooking pasta bake, you do the paaaaaaasta bake (shag)

j: hey babe you want some paaaaasta bake?
f: let me make some pasta bake then we can get down to business.

Pasta Bake by okayyydokeeeyy June 10, 2020

Pastabake 

Much like the male equivalent "ham shank" another PG/mum friendly term for masturbate.

Cece "done tea, cleaned up, kids are in bed. Showered now time to pastabake"

Pastabake by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021

Pastabate 

A delicious Italian dish that inspires an Orgasm.

Mario: Did you try Maria's Linguini last night?
Luigi: Yeah!, it was so good that I had to go home and Pastabate!
Mario: OK, i really didn't need to know that.

Pastabate by My name is AT February 23, 2008

Pastabaseado 

Se dice de quien consume pasta base o en otros términos, gasolina con residuos de cocaína.

Fuente: RAC, Real Academia del Condellano

En el barrio lo conocían como el pastabaseado que siempre andaba pidiendo para su dosis.

Pastabaseado by pastabaseado April 18, 2025