When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own
penis in the confines of his dorm room/MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the lone man is vigorously crying and listening to
Mariah Carey's new smash
hit "Touch My Body."
"Hey Woodward, you wanna come out to the
club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"
"No man, I think I'm gonna
drink a protein
shake and have a one man party."