When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own
penis in the confines of his dorm room/
MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the
lone man is vigorously crying and listening to Mariah Carey's new smash hit "Touch My Body."
"Hey
Woodward, you wanna come out to the
club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"
"No man, I think I'm gonna drink a protein
shake and have a one man party."