Parker’ed

To get parker’ed is to get fucked over by a close friend or Allie

Like Toby Maguire and James Franco
(Spider man 3)

Bro I can’t believe that happened to him he totally got parker’ed

Parker’ed by Slim hardhead September 9, 2019

Parker'ed 

To have the wrong part/item ordered for you to install at a client, thus making YOU look stupid.

Me: I got to the client to install some RAM only to find I'd been Parker'ed. It was laptop RAM and I needed Desktop RAM! I was SO embarassed and had to come back later after getting the RIGHT part ordered. The worst part is the original is non-refundable!

Co-Worker: Yeah, man, you got TOTALLY Parker'ed!

Parker'ed by StriderWA September 21, 2010

eduardo parker 

Another meaning for anal sex

"George lets go out the back for some Eduardo Parker"

eduardo parker by George Aroney September 9, 2014

eddie parker 

Typically the name of a truly salty fireman

Eddie Parker is the most aggressive salt dog I know.

eddie parker by 7th ward lord April 19, 2018

Peter Parkered 

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

Peter Parkered by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Parkered 

To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕

Did you see bob last week at that show? He got so Parkered, it was hilarious!

Parkered by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020

Parkered 

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

Parkered by fasteddyking January 22, 2017