park the porpoise

The verb fora a man to engage in heterosexual sexual intercourse. Used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man's penis. Made famous by Kal Penn playing the role of Taj Mahal Badalandabad in Van Wilder.

Taj: I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

park the porpoise by Manish May 14, 2006

park the porpoise

(use for males) to engaged in sexual intercourse with a female.

guy1: dude, I got that girl's phone number yesterday. I think she really likes me.
guy2: uh, so?
guy1: what? aren't you guys proud of me.
guy2: no
guy1: why not?
guy3: not until you PARK THE PORPOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

park the porpoise by sexual panda May 14, 2005

Park the porpoise

A reference to placing your penis into your partners cavity ;)

Jimmy asked his girlfriend, "Can I park the porpoise tonight?" ;)

Park the porpoise by ZILLAISGAWD August 1, 2017