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A person who gets wasted, pisses him/herself (usually on the couch or bed), and dishes his/her pants in a tree, then passes out on the same piece of furniture.
Wes: Ooh...what happened?
Geoff: Hey Pants, your up!
Wes: Ah FUCK!
by PimpinPakulak January 29, 2011
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The name of the player in Mortal Combat with no shirt and a pair of black baggy pants. Some fools would call him Bruce, but he is clearly Pants.
"Finish him, Pants"
by gendoo February 03, 2009
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A black custodian that has supposedly been aressted for public nudity, hence the name Pants. Usually seen walking with fellow janitors such as Charlie and Mr. B.
"Dude i just saw pants go into his secret room"

"we should go sneak in"

"yeah i heard there is a fridge and a cot!"
by the canadian scholar ay? June 21, 2009
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soemthing or some sort of situation sucks or went horribly
boy: i can't take you out tonight, i'm grounded!
girl: that's totally pants, man.
by Dekota Dale November 11, 2005
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Pants are clothes you wear on your legs. Some people call them trousers.
Elephants, in the rare occasions they may be found wearing pants, will refer to them as trousers.
by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 28, 2005
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Street slang used to describe "downer" drug such as heroin.

"shirts" is slang for "upper" like cocaine.
Dude, score me 50 pants (meaning $50 worth of heroin)
by Squishy-man March 26, 2007
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