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In place of any word deemed innapropriate or foul, use the word "pants". This allows you to get your intentions across, but allows for some humor and a clean mouth as well. Grandma panties is derivitive of pants and is a very bad insult that can mean whatever you wish it to mean, as long as it was originally supposed to be innapropriate.
1. Go to pants!
2. Pants you!
3. Pants off!
4. I'm getting pantsed.
5. You're a pants!
6. I just took a huge pants.
7. Pants, you lookin' gooood!
8. That was pantsing stupid!
9. You're a pants pantsing pants who pantses every pantsing pants that pantsing comes your pantsing way, therefore you and your pantsing pants should go to pants!
10. You're a pair of grandma panties!
by Bacian August 29, 2009
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An exclusive Facebook group of superior people, fashioned for only the most skilled of Facebook creeps and wierdos in homage to the holy garment, Pants. It is a safe-haven where creeping and excessive liking and commenting is socially acceptable, and where its members may act out un-judged.

Note: may be used in Noun form (referring to the group, Pants!), or as a Verb (ie to Pants!, meaning to do anything related to the group). Adjective and Adverb form pending.
I just got added to Pants! This is the most amazing day of my life! Finally I belong somewhere special. I Pantsed all night long to celebrate! All hail Pants!
by pantslover January 10, 2011
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1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.
1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.
by NessTheHero March 28, 2004
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if something/someone is pants it means they are stupid, rubbish or boring
That song is so pants
by 2 girls February 11, 2003
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Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.
His performance was pants. This is pants.
by Billy Shears April 07, 2005
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Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.
Those pants are totally pants.
by Big Simes January 22, 2003
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pant: an object in which you insert thy legs in. the pant is equiped with two tubes attached to a base cloth as said before you insert thy leg into the tubes then strap to thy waist. to transport object insert them into the brand new "pockets" these "pockets" are very useful to move objects in while thy hands are busy. pant comes in many colors and are very pretty.
I ARE THE PANT!!! is a silly example of pant
reason one: pant do not talk
reason two: if a pant did talk it would say i AM the pant not are... are is bad
reason three: if a pant could talk it would not publicise its self it would lock its self in a hard tomato and cry
by lucas Strader May 31, 2005
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